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Warnings: None as of yet... Nogla, Blarg, third person p.o.v being sarcastic, crude humor, sexual references/innuendos.
Characters/Cast: Smi77y, Kryoz, Blarg, Puffer, Grizzy, BigJigglyPanda, Wildcat, Nogla, Terroriser Fourzeroseven, Moo, (More to be added as the story progresses).
Fandom: Banana Bus Squad/Vanoss Crew, The Goons, Misfits
Language: English
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Prologue:
P.O.V: NONE
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Picture this a day pleasantly fine, bright blue skies dusted with clouds as white as cocaine, fluffy like cotton candy and shaped like the animals you’d find in a box full of animal crackers. The sun, just doing it’s thing slowly expanding, vibing and providing the heat, frying the palest like KFC. The atmosphere is quiet and calm, birds chirping overall quite a relaxing time to be alive.
Now take everything I just said and throw that in the trash. Because sure, the day is pleasantly fine but the atmosphere is far from quiet, birds probably are chirping, hell if I know I’m pale and I don’t want to get sunburned dammit.
Let me try again, clear your mind, let me take you back, it’s a pleasantly fine day, blue skies, cocaine clouds, yeah and sure the sun is there too. Two friends are working, actually no, scratch that. Two friends are wheezing, dying as they continue to make some dare I say… Zesty jokes. Are you still interested in reading, still interested in listening to what I have to say? Good, guess you came to the right place, let me take you away from reality as we dive together into the story of the coolest person I know. We have two main characters, kind of like BIll and Ted… If they were fruity. Cheech and chong minus the pot, but sometimes you still wonder. Bonnie and Clyde minus the murder…
*Cough*
Do you get the idea yet? If so good, if not… I can’t help you, you’ll just have to wing it, live by the rules of The Penguins of Madagascar just smile and wave. Act like you know because I’m not going to go over it again. Got it? Great. Now, let me introduce you to the first of the two main characters we have here, up first we have Dustin. Definitely the coolest of the duo, a man of a few words but the words he speaks are iconic, words to live by, the man is hip and groovy, has the best vibes, can make you smile in two seconds, kind of radiates golden labrador energy. This man made buckets sexy, speaking of sexy he’s bringing it back and these other motherfuckers don’t know how to act. This man gets action on the daily, YOU HEAR ME!? ON. THE. DAILY!
*Cough*
Apologies, I seem to have lost my cool, it’s going to happen a lot so if you don’t wanna follow along then you might as well leave. I’ll uh, give you a few moments to make your decision to stay or leave…
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Wow, you decided to stay? Okay now let me introduce main character number two, up next we have, Viren. And that is literally everything you need to know. You’ll thank me later for that or you’ll hit me, which by the way you can’t when you came here to read you signed a waiver saying you wouldn’t get violent with the narrator. So jokes on you, you can’t hit me anyway. What you decide to imagine in your head though, that’s up to you, free country.
